This made me laugh when I imagined someone else being the subject of the report:
Townes Hall (727 East Dean Keeton)
Assault by Contact: A UT staff member reported she and another UT staff member had gotten into a verbal argument over the proper way to clean a bathroom. The argument led to the second staff member assaulting the victim. Occurred on: 5-3-10, at 5:35 PM. Reported on: 5-11-10.
I can't help but imagine this report being submitted about a couple of my co-workers. Where the argument about the proper way to clean a bathroom is actually an argument about the proper way to do something else. If I wasn't afraid that one of them might do a Google search on their name and find this some day, I'd be more specific. Alas...
And, yes...it seems to be turning into Campus Watch exclusively 'round here. Sorry 'bout that.
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