From today's Campus Watch crime report:
Criminal Trespass (1900 San Jacinto)
A non-UT subject, who had been issued a criminal trespass warning earlier in the day after using an axe to retrieve coins from a fountain, was reported as harassing female students by asking them for, "a light," then for money and finally for kisses. The subject was turned down for all three requests. The subject told the responding police officer he knew he was trespassing and he wanted to go to jail. That request was granted. Occurred on 4-18-05 at 8:32 PM.
Hmmm...first he's told to quit using an axe to retrieve coins from a fountain. Then, his request for kisses is rebuked. In the end, though, he did get a wish granted. Hmmm...
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