From today's Campus Watch crime report:
Driving While Intoxicated (1900 Comal)
A non-UT subject was seen driving erratically after leaving a tailgate party, almost striking several vehicles. When a UTPD officer stopped the subject, the subject became argumentative. The subject stated that he was only "trying to get home" and that he had only had "a couple of beers". When asked how many beers the subject had, the subject stated: "Ten." Occurred on 6-11-04 at 10:00 pm.
Hmmm...1900 Comal at 10pm. That couldn't have been after the first Super Regional game, could it? And...say...when did "10" become the new "couple"? I didn't get that memo.
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