I love the daily campus crime report. It seems like I can count on getting a good chuckle out of something some doofus has done at least two times a week. This appeared in today's report:
Leaving the Scene Collision
A UT student lost control of his red 1997 GMC Yukon and ran over a fire hydrant and a stone retaining wall on the northeast side of the Arno Nowotny Building, 709 East Martin Luther King Blvd. He then left the scene without leaving notice. The front license plate of the vehicle was left at the scene. Repair cost: $8,000.00. Occurred on 9-26-03 at 10:50 am.
Oh me, oh my. He left his front license plate at the scene. Heh heh heh.
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